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       Another 
        amazing tale from the West Country, told to us at yet another of our famous 
        soirées! (As I have mentioned before, the food and wine at our gatherings 
        are legendary! Both are guaranteed to jolt the memory and loosen the tongue: 
        on this occasion we dined upon  char-grilled Salmon and some fine 
        Blanc de noir!) 
         
        At the point when we had finished the tarte aux pommes (which, 
        needless to say, was as well received as the main course) one of our guests 
        leaned back in his chair and, looking up at the ceiling, began to speak: 
         
       
         
          " Would you be interested 
          in a tale for your 
          collection? It is completely true: my wife here can  
           
          
            
              vouch for that, since 
              she shared the experience!" 
               
              
                 
                 
              
            
          
        
      
      
        
          
            Naturally 
              we answered in the affirmative! Not the least since our companion 
              and his wife are, like so many of our friends, both of the pragmatic 
              humanist persuasion: Richard (for that is his name) is a professional 
              scientist, while Brenda, his then partner, was one of that 
              truly unhappy band: a sociologist! 
               
              Richard began his tale: in many ways it bears a striking resemblance 
              to an experience I have recounted elsewhere! 
               
              In the early 1970's, R & B were invited to join another couple 
              for a few day's break in the small village of St Teath, near the 
              North Coast of Cornwall. Their temporary residence was an ancient, 
              yet charming cottage on the outskirts of the village, which belonged 
              to an elderly uncle of their friend Alan.  
               
              One evening the four young professionals enjoyed a pleasant meal 
              in a hostelry in the village: upon emerging they found the weather 
              had deteriorated, and they were constrained to walk back to their 
              cottage beneath a windy, overcast sky that seemed to hold the promise 
              of a violent storm. 
               
              Their walk took them through the village graveyard: the gathering 
              shadows and threatening sky did nothing to encourage them to loiter, 
              and soon the cottage door was safely bolted against the gathering 
              storm. 
              Following a final cognac, goodnights were said and sanctuary was 
              sought in the arms of Morpheus….. 
               
              Suddenly, after perhaps an hour, Richard was rudely awakened by 
              a terrible keening and moaning that seemed to be coming from Alan 
              and Alison's room....  
               
              The 
                young couple rushed 
              across the narrow hallway and into their friend Alan's room: as 
              they ran, they could hear Alison crying for help, her voice distorted 
              by terror! 
               
              The sight that met their eyes turned Richard and Bren cold with 
              fear: Alan was sitting bolt upright in his bed, his eyes wide open 
              and staring, his body shaking  uncontrollably. Richard seized 
              his friend's shoulders and shook him roughly, all the while calling 
              his name….. 
               
              After some minutes, a glimmer of recognition returned to the  
              face of the young man on the bed: even so, he was barely conscious 
              of his surroundings, and it was a considerable time before he could 
              articulate answers to the earnest enquiries of his three companions. 
               
              Finally he told his tale: and a real chiller it proved to be!  
               
              Some time after midnight, Alan had found himself standing in a trance-like 
              state in his bedroom: he became aware that 'something', some inner 
              voice or compulsion, was drawing him back to the graveyard……  
               
               
              (It should be stressed at this point that Alan had never in his 
              life sleep-walked or suffered from delusions: moreover, none of 
              the young people had drunk more than a couple of glasses of wine, 
              neither were any of them drug habitués !) 
               
              Of his subsequent visit to the graveyard, Alan, mercifully, had 
              no memory: his feet and hands were, perhaps significantly, black 
              with grave-dirt……He returned to the cottage as he had left it: in 
              a trance and under some form of compulsion.  
               
               During the rest of the night Alan would suddenly and violently 
              revert to  terrifying episodes of jerking, spasm and blood-curdling 
              moaning.  
                
               
             
               
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              Suddenly everyone became aware of a presence in the room: Alan once 
              again sat bolt upright….his normally mellifluous voice became guttural 
              and harsh and he began to shout in a strange incomprehensible tongue. 
              This, by far the most violent spell, lasted over an hour, before 
              Alan slumped back onto his pillow…. 
               
              Gradually, however, the paroxysms became briefer and less intense, 
              and some time around dawn, he finally fell into a deep and replenishing 
              sleep. 
               
              Perhaps I have no need to tell you the denouement:-  
              the four youngsters  curtailed their holiday in the West Country 
              and returned thankfully to the more predictable nocturnal entertainments 
              of metropolitan Essex!   
          
        
      
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       Recently my wife Linda was 
        experiencing problems with her PC. Since (like me!) she runs a thriving 
        e-business from her home office, she was desperate to restore the system 
        and get online again..... 
        Unfortunately the error message she received passed across the monitor-screen 
        too rapidly to be read. What to do? Half jokingly, I suggested taking 
        a photograph so she could read the message at her leisure. Fitting the 
        deed to the word, Linda picked up her digital camera and took this picture:- 
      
       
      As can readily be seen, several glowing 'orbs' are visible, while closer 
      scrutiny reveals several faces apparently clamouring for attention! 
      Linda naturally enough immediately took a number of further pictures, but 
      these were 'normal' in every way! If you have a digi-cam, it could be an 
      experiment you might like to try! |